NEW SIN ALERT!!! Is your soul in danger of being satanized?

Readings from the Book of Tuttle, the only book that will get you in heaven. Have you bought yours?

Published on October 19, 2006 By Gilford Tuttle In Religion

SIN ALERT!!! From Gilford Tuttle, White male Christian warrior.

Like I tell my children and wife every day at breakfest:

If a woman has premaritial sex, or has sex with her husband that uses any method of sexual contact that includes

1) leaving the light on
2) extraneous touching
3) open mouth kissing
4) Any other heathen practices outside of the actual act of insertion and short, brisk thrusting

.... will get you sent straight to hell.

I cannot emphasize this too much.

gilford tuttle, white male christian warrior

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