the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
Wars will be waged across the globe!!!
Published on December 30, 2006 By Gilford Tuttle In Entertainment
This conflict will obviously be leading to the next world war... and it is time for all to decide who they are going to be pointing their guns at.



Peace talks have broken down... war protestor's are out in fruitless force. I hear the trump's are setting up camps for over-weight, or otherwise unsightly women -- they are taken by train to huge Beauty Pagents held in stadiums, where a group of celebrity and fashion judges decide if they are Trump material, or not.



Trump is still arguing forcefully that Rosie is, quote, "Fat," and, "dum."



His Combed Over One's eloquent criticism was responded to by Rosie on her website, in no less an eclectic manner than a socially relevant poem. I am on record as projectile vomiting at the sight of Trump, and have had this problem since my first sighting of the cocky boy whose daddy gave him his money and yet he isn't smart enough to figure out that is why he has money -- no, he thinks he is god, comes into town and wants a thousand to hear him speak (how I laughed when they lowered the price the last day because no one was going). Now, compared to this Silver Spooner (actually it was probably a gold plated plastic spoon, if you know what I mean -- one of those New Money things). Rosie, on the other hand . . . is loved by literally millions, she's a mother of a lot of children, and she makes people laugh. Trump on the other hand makes money and dum blondes and that hairdo and that damn pagent...



Obviously, this conflict is going to lead to devastating wars across the globe. Fighting is said to be breaking out in all major cities in the western world.



I say it is time all good world citizens weigh in on this issue. I know we all have opinions, and some will try to hide them to stop their husbands from beating them, and such... but the crucial battle between these two must be decided!!



Wars will be waged across the globe!!! Get your guns ready!!! Like the United Nations members agreed today -- This Can Only Be Solved With A lot Of Blood. All major leaders are watching the View with trepidation as we all wait or the inevitable armed conflict.



Are you a Trump or a Rose?





Here is that poem of hers....





a poem by rosie o donnel

miami





Posted by ro on December 27th at 10:19am in fame







so what happens

when u say the emperor has no clothes

the comb over goes ballistic

via phone to mr king







choices

every minute

every day

everyone







i imagine it is interesting

as celeb feuds tend 2 b

so here r my thoughts





didnt watch

didnt u tube

restrict





< i have no time 2 make art now

i am only off friday

which is never enuf

to detox





the pipes get full

bits of sludge

clog the flow





so tiny books

now

express in torn images

my inside





< i was raised reading ms magazine

i remember the burning of bras

as women demanded equality

in unison





beauty pageants

where women were paraded around

judged valuable or not

by old white men



it is always old white men







they added a talent portion

and gave away college degrees

they evolved - beauty pageants

and eventually - nearly faded away

for good





remember the seventies







a young girl in nyc

meets a pimp

he cons her into a life of illusion

she works for him





no fun - no fucking - no future

she is owned

when she sneaks out -

to party the night away

he freaks





he roughs her up a bit

shames her in front of the others

teaches her to behave

for his own benefit





and just when we lost all hope

cagney and lacey showed up

they cuff the pimp

they free the girl





marybeth and christine

would never

be friends with a pimp





this is reality tv

like it or not

same same same

as vivi says




Comments
on Dec 30, 2006
somewhere, e. e. cummings is rolling over in his grave...............
on Dec 30, 2006
y e a pro bab ly roll ing around the dust of his flesh filling the casket or something like that but much much cooler.
on Dec 30, 2006
Well, my money's on the love child of Gordon Gecko and Ted Turner.

Here I present my rather awful ode to Trump and Rosie, in the form of a poorly written haiku:

Trump and Rosie O.
Pandering for the masses
Please turn the channel.
on Dec 30, 2006
Heh, I second Gid's haiku.

Now, down to your question: I'm a neither, mostly cause i find both of them to be acting, well, pathetic. Rosie should keep her honker out of things, and Trump should learn when to keep his yap shut.

But, then again, this is coming from myself.

Meh, C'est la vie.

Peace, ~Lucas
on Dec 30, 2006
Gideon.... They seem to be on every channel these days. The president's speach was interrupted on Fox this evening to announce Rosie's new toe nail color -- complete with an exclusive interview with her manicurist. I guess that might say more about how interested people are in Bush these days than anything else. The Haiku was post-modern, relevant, and perhaps... the greatest work of eastern derivation to ever appear in the comments of this entry... I humbled. Actually it was cool... don't want to be taken wrong here.
on Dec 30, 2006
Wow, silent poet...do you think this is all an act? I don't think trump is smart enough to pull off something like that... but I am wrong about something all the time -- just ask my girlfriend, she keeps a mental list that keeps growing and growing and growing... That name silent poet -- I have a rock band that lately has been covering Bon Jovi, the early years, when he was seven, to be precise. Before he played any musical instruments. You should hear the cheers our silence gets.
on Dec 30, 2006
Nuke them both and head it off at the pass. The world will be a better place.
on Dec 30, 2006
You chose rosie, I Chose TRUMP. I chose those that produce something of value, not leach off of society.
on Dec 31, 2006
Dr. Guy; Oh, come on, Rosie produces a product -- tv shows, comedy appearances, etc... are very valuable products, and they don't rape the environment, or cater only to the very rich. From a capatalist viewpoint, they are both winners. I have a tendency to despise people who think they are superior when they so obviously are not... which seems like Trump to me. Of course, like I have said, I know next to nothing about these people, and prefer to keep it that way. Though I must admit, I do read a few celebrity sites, but that is more or less like watching 'Celebrity Cops,' or something... there is some snide, small part of myself that likes to see the hypocrites high and mighty and worshiped fall flat on their asses.'
on Dec 31, 2006
Mason,

Nuking them both would stop this shit from being on my beloved tv, so that is probably the best solution. I will download the plans for a nuclear bomb, and then send my winos out to scavange up some uranium and shit... Then, when I know they are both in same building for their up coming mud wrestling bout, I will drop the bomb -- an added bonus will be all the celebrity reporters destroyed, as well as all the people who actually are interested in this topic enough stand watching these two mud wrestle naked ... hey, you know, the more I think about this... it might just be a publicity stunt?
on Jan 01, 2007
Ok, I had my laugh. I saw the funny side of you! I don't really care for either of them, but if I had to choose, the Donald would get my vote. And that's really barely too!
on Jan 01, 2007
Wow, silent poet...do you think this is all an act? I don't think trump is smart enough to pull off something like that... but I am wrong about something all the time -- just ask my girlfriend, she keeps a mental list that keeps growing and growing and growing... That name silent poet -- I have a rock band that lately has been covering Bon Jovi, the early years, when he was seven, to be precise. Before he played any musical instruments. You should hear the cheers our silence gets.


I just find it really pointless, alas, i've been guilty of carrying on pointless things. So, I guess I really shouldn't be talking.


Erm...alright... *puzzled*

*shakes head*

Okie...dokie...

Well, happy new years all.

Peace, ~L
on Jan 01, 2007
Accepting the pointlessness is vital. Celebrating the pointless is luxury. And all frogs, Grasshopper, should be... um.. well... I guess purple. Yes, verily I say, purple.