the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
the writing of john scott ridgway
Published on January 19, 2007 By Gilford Tuttle In Writing
Fritz's once proudly flowing long hair had slowly retreated back away from his face, begun to dissapear in mass from the top, and went all over pigeon grey peppered with barely noticiable flecks of white. From the scraps of hair on the back of his neck, he grew a long, thin pony tail, that certain people, who had doubted his sanity since his drug binges in the sixties and seventies and right up into his weed filled old age, became convinced was an actual rat tail. Polite one and all, though... no one ever said anything outright to Fritz's face.

He wore the rat tail for his last twenty five years, from fifty to seventy-five.

Death sent him an invitation one afternoon, in the form of an x-ray showing a cancer turning his white bones black.
He laid down in a hospice knowing everything was about to give out.


While discussing his up-coming funeral with his wife, he told her that he wanted people to see his pony-tail laying on the pillow beside his head.

Fran had been under much stress since her husband became sick. She was a young woman compared to him... and unbeknownst to Frits, She had almost started divorce proceedings before learning that her husband only had six months to live.

Now, the pony-tail thing... she wanted to just lie to him, and afterwards wished she had, but instead she blurted out, "That thing is ugly as hell. I have had people actually ask me... this divorce lawyer's idea of a joke, if you freaked out when you lost your hair and had a rat's tail surgically attatched to your head? Why in god's name would you want the last thing people see to be this ugly... oh, god."

"I never saw it like that."

Fran was appalled by her own words. Fritz didn't seem to have been effected -- more than likely, she concluded, this was the drugs they were giving him to ease his way through the cancer pains.

"When I look in the mirror, baby," he told her with a smirking smile, "I see the sixties. See me screwing it to the man."


Something about him ignoring her criticism entirely bothered her and again, the sleeplessness and the stress and the cup after cup of coffee brought out words a little meaner than she meant.
"Well, the sixties were followed by Reagen and Bush, so who won that fight? Not you."

"No, but we tried once, didn't we? I don't want to forget I tried. You, you just got bitter. The old dreams turned to dust on your lips, baby. Not me. You don't think it looks like a rat tail, do you?"

"Only kind of. In certain light. No, I was just saying that to get a rise out of you. You know I think it's cute."

"You asked me to cut it off... a lot, dear."

"Tht doesn't mean that I didn't think it was cute."

"How true. What did you say about someone getting a divorce?"

"Nothing."

"Oh, okay... sorry. What should we watch on tv?"

Fran tells him to choose. Thinks to herself, 'What the hell? I'll let him take his little religion to the grave. It can't hurt anyone now.'
"You know, Fritz, baby, I'll put the pony-tail out on your pillow if you want."

"Cool. I knew you would."

Of course, Fran didn't really mean it...


Comments
on Jan 19, 2007
Of course, Fran didn't really mean it...


what a cow!

This piece - pulls at my heart strings in a way I did not expect it to when I first started to read the article.
on Jan 19, 2007
Thank you. But Fran is really just trying to stop him from looking foolish to other people, and once he is gone... what the hell? I think of the dead as gone, and funerals being something for the living. I can see why other people would take her to be a bitch. Funny, I looked at her as redeemed by lying to him about the divorce and the pony-tail... and that lying to him about the pony-tail was a good thing too. Quite obviously, this story was written by a liar!!!
on Jan 19, 2007
I liked this.
on Jan 20, 2007
Thank you, again. I think I wrote this because I have really long hair, and do not ever want to look like the guy in this story... not that there is anything wrong with it... no, not really... that isn't what the story is about at all. I thik I may have set out to criticize the guy, but in the end I respected him for his beliefs, and I should make that more obvious, perhaps. I don't expect people to do a lot of literary mining when they read me, and I don't want to only write for a few highly sophisticated critics and eager grad students and Marxist reviewer's fro the Nation (who I love dearly). I hope that the ideas that I am writing about, the behavior I am attempting to INSPIRE, gets across to real people who need to be reminded they live in a scientific equation that is presently badly weighed against the planet surviving GLOBAL WARMING. I think if the audience is lost, the writer has done something wrong. I mean, if the idea is important enough for someone to think they have to wrire about it, then if it isn't getting across, the story has done nothing. I don't buy the whole arguement that writers are not responsible for what they write. That is why we have liable laws and inciting riots laws and screaming fire laws and and laws against threatening to harm the president laws and using racial epithets laws in the workplace to describe someone who pisses them off. On the other hand (one of them at least), I write what I want when I want regardless, as long as it does no harm. Writers should be like doctors -- try to do no harm. Unless, of course, something nees to be harmed... innocent individuals are off limits to me. But if you are in a cult, I am going to be a voice on the outside screaming at you that you have HEADINTHEASSITIS and better pull out before you drown in your own butt juices... and I am going to go mano mano to stop them if that's what it takes to keep a few readers of mine from going into a scientology office and getting brainwashed into thinking they are supermen. You wonder, with the big stars, if they do really convince them they have magic powers? You could do this, I suppose. They probably have a secret book about this. Some religion... they don't want anybody but them to write about themselves. Kind of like the mormon's saying that boof who says he found gold tablets that disappeared before anyone could see them and sounded suspiciously like the religious debates of the time, was assasinated. He was actually caught by an angry mob after he pulled a land grab scheme -- a scheme he had pulled off in other cities. And the Navoo's hung his ass for his crimes. They make it out like it was religous oppression, but no -- they were killing a fucking snake in the grass. Half my illustrious family, once kings of half of england, original protestant invaders of Ireland and Crusaders and Templers... kings and freinds of kings with Castle ridways... chose to go Mormon in the thirties. I think the great depression caused a lot of people to jump into this cult that pretty much took care of anybody who lived within their culture. Economics, Marx might say... Economics are the roots of even something as esoteric as madness. .