Only one of the greatest comedians of our time is coming....to your computer... and inside our window on Ontario (he may be virtual, no details yet). AND THAT AIN'T JUST WHISTLING DIXIE IN SOME DARK, GAPING ASSHOLE IN HOLLYWOOD (which is just a little corner of my apartment, at this point... and in some wonderful... HEADS...and wonderful production facilities and .... and the guests we are getting... and the people I am talking to (someone I hero worship... study, and gave me the LAUGHINGEST THANKSGIVING EVER one year, and how do you pay that back? He has helped me more than I know how to repay, though I will try)... and I will get to all the dj's, who so far are fun, helpful, and welcoming. Thank you all. Hopefully we can work something out, maybe...again, I don't know..
where dj's on the popular shows guest on the others, or whatever... who knows??? Not this boof, I am walking in a dark room and people are calling out over here... and then they offer me wonderous things. This is the period we all need.
I can't wait to meet and introduce you to Dan. . . I want to publish his email's to me in a book, or here... have to ask him how he feels... but here is a little quote.
DAN ...GREG...WARREN... ALL WRITING AT ONCE, SAID...
Congrats, my friend - sounds like so much to be excited about! Really glad things worked out for you and that you've got such a great opportunity going. I love it when the universe actually opens up and decides to reward us, it does happen once in a while. Tell me a little more about what you'd need for the show - an interview of some kind? I could do a phone or skype interview if that helps, let me know what you were thinking and when and I'll either set it up myself or get me peeps to do so!
best
dan
if his peeps let him... Greg the bunny's alter ego E'D and asked for my people to talk to their 'peeps.' at William Street... where ADULT SWIM makes most of their stuffffffff....
LIKE THAT INCREDIBLE SHOW.... ROBOT CHICKEN ---- NOW, you have to help me make sure that SETH GREEN makes it on PEACE, PIPEDREAM --- watch for him... he might very well be the next internet-radio SEXY, SEX BOY image... he actually says hello to hot women on the street... and they stop and talk to him... they don't run... wow, I got some moves to learn from him, when I am dressed in a way he will let me hang with him.. Which hasn't happened yet.... I'm the writer from the cave compared to this boy -- there are pillows and cushions in the back of his van that if they could talk, we would be too sexed out for one of the advertiser's mentioned . . . Pepsi. If we get them, scott might get to make that BIG FILM... No more 7 words for me (on the aired... watch for our live shows being announced... and the special guests... ANDY DICK??? Got me a film for my site??? Again, I need your help... please tell his myspace account that we need him... (If ya like me and want my help).
Oh, yes, we will be interviewing Pipedreams crusty pillow as soon as the celebratory orgy ends. Pipedream says when this happens I can get his phone number... then, thinking since I am half deaf and couldn't hear... He whispered to peace, who is also way cooler than me and a great, great, great writer... "This orgy never ends."
HEAR THAT WARREN THE APE???? THE ORGY NEVER ENDS... LET'S GO OUT AND FUCKING GET ARRESTED... i THINK I HAVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD BAIL ME OUT NOW... I avoid so much for lack of bail... glad those days over.
Me and Warren might have to go all godzilla in front of the green screen and destroy some city we don't like, or the scamatomologists here in town... sound good, Bud?
All ideas in here are protected, my bud just told me with a flash of paranoia. I had a children's show once keep me out of the credit because the egotistical boofs wanted me kept out syndication rights. This is after using all my ideas all the time and taking credit for them when I was in college. Finally, since if you write the whole script you get credit, I took one in... and on the day of the shoot, they used my script, but changed on character a little bit and stole the script and kept me out of the credits. That was the day I left. If those idiots haven't killed themselves, I am after their ass... they better cough up all the shows I was in at least. well, that's the Pipedream of course.
I am writing this RIGHT NOW... the typos will leave later... this is hopefully going to become a press release. But I can't do that alone.
And for now, our tribe is gettin' bigger... I am part of a team, rather than the whole Pynchon thing of not performing for years... I'll explain this later... to name one -- Jim. Whose grandaddy made ships for some museums here in town... Proud, delighted... that we got those genes on the crew. .. I have been working him for years, and he is good... guy does a halloween party that we want to finance nest year, hopefully.
These names are all subject to change. You guys know how I like to use weird names with no metaphors (or only those i introduce), well these guys have methods I have no idea of to name these folk, so that is subject to change, except for the silly ass talent... those fucking flesh puppets (I don't mind -- I trust the people who have my strings are just helping me learn to crawl, then walk, then... who knows? I'll tell you when I can crawl).