where i am waging the crusade of pain
BEWARE!!!!
BE
VERY
WARE!!!
ADD YOUR NAME TO THE OTHER STARS
GATHERING OVER
THE COMING CHILD OF PEACE
COME into thIS CRUSADE AND LEAVE A MESSAGE, baptise your name a footnote in this history of this sacred Now, as the words are ripped out of the hands of the elite and humbly given back to the weakest, sickest, smallest child in the village... the ones with nothing to lose but their precious pride can use their laptops to lead us out of this forest of lies.
Mother,
things just got weird.
P.op C.ulture is writing itself now, here....
I lost my name.
I am impatiently waiting for a new one.
I need to write a history of this transition,
THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, a memoir of a novelist getting a call to make radio shows and movies and animation and stuff.... and then have it come to mean nothing after an awesome sucker punch from a creature of Savage Grace; true story in the tradition of hunter s thompson, mark twain,thomas PAIN and that guy who used to always protect his nerdy friends.
I am from a famous family, the first kings of england, crusaders and monks and military men since the dawn of recorded time. Usually I think it sounds too much like bragging to talk this crap, but this is my resume going up like a flag, to tell you I have earned a soap box. Not by the name ridgway -- the most famous one is a serial killer... I have earned it through twelve years of school in military intelligence, writing, history, anthropology with an emphasis on cults, and the reading of thousands and thousands of books.... cab driving fifteen years, and learning to love me and you and forgive us all. Period. I have been paying dues since I was primal ooze.
NOW, I am harnassing all of my words and powers to pursue PAX ROMANO. My plan is extensive and wild and wide. Jump in and surf... lot of famous friends are along for this ride, and they will show up as I start doing radio and live shows.
I will be doing Fearless Radio thurs at 7pm. Just a bit of comedy from here for now. Please do listen and stoke one up for good luck.
I was sick for the last few weeks, after having a series of seizures of unknown origin.. Mary Ann and My Mom took the worst of it. They kept me all drugged.
Welcome to one man's infectious delusion of
GONZOING UP A BRAND NEW WORLD.
write it on the walls with the landowners' permission:
OBAMA FORGIVE OSAMA
LET ALL THE WARRIORS GO HOME.
PEACE is breaking out all over hell.
If you can't laugh at yourself, turn your ass around right now and click off.
Just click off!!!
Want to see the coolest puppet master this side of god????????????????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_the_Bunny
"Scatchamagowza! It's My OFFICIAL MySpace Page!!"
greg the bunny
the funniest show ever????
Hunter S. Thompson said:
"Weed is like cigarettes. You smoke it all day, every day."
Not that I am ever going to cop to that.
I can help you get published, start your own blog, or whatever. I am your instrument, so play me, baby... I want Rogers Park and Chicago to have a say in da big old conversation conjouring up our sacred texts.
There IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS room for YOU YOU YOU in this tribe...
THANK YOU FOR OVER 456, 784 HITS!!!!!
This is the major supossitory for the writings of John Scott Ridgway, a published and produced writer of short stories and TV sketch comedy,
Necrophyliacs unite!!!
Fuck your brother, JOIN THE RIGHT!!!
nepotism is necrophylia...
todd stroger, you watching where you put that dick!!>????
... and novels. I actually am using years and years of college in here. I'm also a half-ass okay oil painter, and other horns I could toot.... toot, toot, toot... dog, don't you hate the sound of horns?
You can reprint anything of mine, steal it, whatever...
I AM Pain, mostly -- a slap stick serial killer. There is also Gilford Tuttle, a con-man-preacher-gay-meth addicted-pigmilk pusher.
And Skeeter, the meth-mouth of Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium. And the adventures of Our God Ralph.
A Critic whom I respect accused me of putting 'booger's' in my writing; said that I trick them into falling into nice, normal prose, then zing something weird and disgusting. This is not always true... On the other hand, I don't do x-rated sex except in the most vague, comedic manners . . .
WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME BLOODY BOOGERS!!!
The films I have put up so far all suck... I am just learning this stuff... but now I have professionals to help me... and you, maybe.
I am just learning the technology, and putting them up to learn utube, etc...
THIS IS POSSIBLY VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU
YOU ARE NOW FREE TO STEAL MY WORK...
BORROW IT...
REPRINT IT...
you can pretend you wrote it for all I care... just spread a little forgiveness, for god's sake.
Send it to a mag or start a zine or use it in an act... make money off me, whatever... use me until I feel dirty... I like that... they do make people laugh when read okay. I am no great reader usuallly, moody boy who can't always smile, and still they work for me.
Are you hungry enough to eat me? I'm 44, 20 some years of serious writing, 12 university years schooled by the best in the world... done tv, magazines, newspapers, little films, paintings, hundreds of short stories, LOT OF NOVELLAs, novels... and I AM JUST GETTTING STARTED.
The words have some need of their own and I can no more claim them than take credit for the shape of my left gonad. And yes warren da ape, I know I did once try to take credit for the shape of said gonad and that you have a video but that ain't worth 80 bucks to me.