the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
chi town time --front page of elves attic
Published on February 21, 2007 By Gilford Tuttle In Entertainment
MOSTLY I HAVE BEEN ORGANIZING WRITERS, ACTORS, TOY MAKERS, ETC...

in my CRUSADE OF PAIN, which I am waging atTHE ELVES ATTIC (google)


got live shows, radio shows, movie offer (came last night for a lead or in some movie, or in some future production -- I shot back an email saying --when you need me, call and chances are I am avaoilable and they can just then send me a plane ticket to detroit... which is where they are based, and is close enough to my family to be a homecoming. I also told them I was pretty busy but I will do anything I can for anyone, and I gave them my number and said call when you need me. These people are asking me to do something fun, act in movies and play for work -- why live any other way, once you've earned it? Here is the ever evolving front page of http://theelvesattic.ebloggy.com

BE

WARE!!!!

BLOOD IS BEING SPILLED IN YOUR NAME!!!
The U.nited S.tates Of A.merica
IS AT WAR!
We MUST NOT FORGET
not for one gorgeous /horrible second.

I have been paying dues since I was primal ooze. I am starving, in chronic pain, enraged, backed into a corner and ready to go out doing as much damage as the lord allows... or just get real & forgive them with a ki$$ and a smile.




Mother,
things just got weird.


ADD YOUR NAME TO THE OTHER STARS
GATHERING OVER
THE COMING CHILD OF PEACE


"I's words plain to those with spirit of prophecy." Nephi

Come Crusading under the flag of Pain; leave a message to baptise your name a HOLY footnote in this history of this sacred Now, as the words are ripped out of the hands of the elite and humbly given back to the weakest, sickest, smallest child in the village...they alone can lead us out of this forest of lies.

THIS IS POSSIBLY VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU
YOU ARE NOW FREE TO STEAL MY WORK...

BORROW IT...

REPRINT IT...

you can pretend you wrote it for all I care... just spread a little forgiveness, for god's sake.

Start a zine or use it in an act... read it in class... make money off me, whatever... use me until I feel dirty... I like that... they do make people laugh when read okay. I am no great reader usuallly, moody boy who can't always smile, and still they work for me.

Are you hungry enough to eat me?

I'm 44, 20 some years of serious writing, 12 university years schooled by the best in the world... done tv, magazines, newspapers, little films, paintings, hundreds of short stories, LOT OF NOVELLAs, novels... and I AM JUST GETTTING STARTED.

The words have some need of their own and I can no more claim them than take credit for the shape of my left gonad. And yes warren da ape, I know I did once try to take credit for the shape of said gonad and that you have a video but that ain't worth 80 bucks to me.

I lost my name after being touched by savage grace... read about it in AFTER ALL THESE Years of freaking out about being didactic.

We are scribing a history of this transition,
THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, a memoir of a novelist getting a call to make radio shows and movies and stuff.... then getting HUMBLED by an awesome sucker punch from a creature of Savage Grace; true story in the tradition of hunter s thompson, mark twain,thomas PAIN and that guy who used to always protect his nerdy friends.

I am from a famous family, the first kings of england, crusaders and monks and military men since the dawn of recorded time. Usually I think it sounds too much like bragging to talk this crap, but this is my resume going up like a flag, to tell you I have earned a soap box. Not by the name ridgway -- the most famous one is a serial killer... I have earned it through twelve years of school in military intelligence, writing, history, anthropology with an emphasis on cults, and the reading of thousands and thousands of books.... cab driving fifteen years, and learning to love me and you and forgive us all. Period.
NOW, I am harnassing all of my words and powers to pursue PAX ROMANO. My plan is extensive and wild and wide... lot of famous friends are along for this ride, and they will show up as I start doing radio and live shows.


Welcome to one man's infectious delusion of
GONZOING UP A BRAND NEW WORLD.


tHANK YOU SOLDIERS who have written to say they are inspired to the path by these words. Among all the dreams that have come true for me recently, this is the most important somehow. You are not forgotten. We are hurting from your PAIN.


Kurt Vonnegut Jr. put your uniform back on, Man, and March -- this time the end will be peace, not Dresdan.

general Matthew Ridgway GREAT Man ANd Spirit Warrior -- WE CLAIM YOUR SOUL FOR OUR TRIBE!



write it on the walls with the landowners' permission:

OBAMA FORGIVE OSAMA
LET ALL THE WARRIORS GO HOME.

PEACE is breaking out all over hell.

If you can't laugh at yourself, turn your ass around right now and click off.
Just click off!!!

Want to see the coolest puppet master this side of god????????????????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_the_Bunny
"Scatchamagowza! It's My OFFICIAL MySpace Page!!"
greg the bunny


the funniest show ever????


Hunter S. Thompson said:

"Weed is like cigarettes. You smoke it all day, every day."

Not that I am ever going to cop to that.

I can help you get published, start your own blog, or whatever. I am your instrument, so play me, baby...

There IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS room for YOU YOU YOU in this tribe...


THANK YOU FOR OVER 456, 784 HITS!!!!!

This is the major supossitory for the writings of John Scott Ridgway, a published and produced writer of short stories and TV sketch comedy,

Necrophyliacs unite!!!
Fuck your brother, JOIN THE RIGHT!!!


nepotism is necrophylia...

todd stroger, you watching where you put that dick!!>????


... and novels. Toot.... toot, toot, toot... dog, don't you hate the sound of horns?

You can reprint anything of mine, steal it, whatever...

I AM a slap stick serial killer; Gilford Tuttle, a con-man-preacher-gay-meth addicted-pigmilk pusher; Skeeter- meth-mouth of Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium; scribe o the adventures of Our God Ralph. A Critic whom I respect accused me of putting 'booger's' in my writing; that I trick folk into falling into nice, normal prose, then zing something weird and disgusting. This is not always true...

WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME BLOODY BOOGERS!!!

The films I have put up so far all suck... I am just learning this stuff... but now I have professionals to help me... and you.





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