the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
THE SOLUTIONARY NOTES
Published on March 17, 2007 By Gilford Tuttle In Politics
no more dropping my name
Current mood: artistic
Category: Religion and Philosophy

NO MORE DROPPING MY NAME



be humble

be anonymous


finally i can quit talking about myself again

YOUR TURN
in 4 months


m says that whenever i mention the show
or the king thing
that she becomes so embarrassed
that she wishes the earth would open up and swallow her

sorry.... i hope you know this is a resume, not bragging... I do not know how to discuss this without coming off bragging.

Sorry folks. I no more asked for this than you knew you would be a SOLUTIONARY this week.

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the fbi says my people are stealing buses
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

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16/03/07
11:37 AM

sporadic violence



"We're going to die here." I am surprised that I sound amused.

"Yeah, maybe." Mango doesn't let on whether he cares or not.

"Fuck, maybe." I hold the pistol at my side like a gun slinger...

I can hear them getting in the car behind us, starting up the truck and leaving. . . I give my soldiers and my loved ones a running start.... I'm surprised by how calm I feel. I hear them inside yelling, cursing, figuring out what we've done...

Mango's shotgun explodes off to my right.

I can feel the projectory of the bullet from my gun into the man who steps into the doorway... the barrel of his uzi spews flames that leap into my mind as blackness devours the world.





Get that whole NO ONE WINS PART OF THIS???
Or the ready to die part????

I HEARD THE FBI IS WORRIED ABOUT SOMEONE STEALING BUSES????

THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN US THE BUSES BY NOW. SHUT DOWN THE SCHOOLS AND TAKE THE BUSES IF peace PEACE peace PEACE... THE PEACE IN YOUR HEAD SAYS YES... THAT MEANS HUMANS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN BUSES...

ALL WE SHOULD NEED ARE LAP TOPS.
But what do I know? How to write and live... the experts need to take over on this, and keep the peace... as long as the gangsta generals agree.

I leave them in charge and do not talk to them. My soldiers are all equal to me; we just specialize in different shit. Me, I walk the path of Dan Stern. I am ghandi with an uzi in is diaper...


I will do anything to save my enemies life except give up mine. . . or stop, in any way, this CRUSADE OF PAIN.


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Friday, March 16, 2007

a call to arms
Category: Life


the elves attic


BEWARE!
BE VERY AWARE!

BLOOD
IS
BEING SPILLED
IN YOUR NAME!

this WORLD is at WAR!

WE MUST NOT FORGET!!!

NOT FOR 1
GORGEOUS SECOND!!


I AM IN CHRONIC PAIN, starving, BACKED INTO A CORNER and READY TO go out doing as much DAMAGE as the SAVAGE LORD allows!!

FORCE THE POLITICIANS
TO FORGIVE THE WARRIORS

THEY GO HOME
NOW


Semper Fidelis!!

.
i WAS FUNNY
. . . too much blood in my eyes NOW.

"I cannot believe John Scott Ridgway is not a household name." Da LA Times!

NEED A COMMANDMENT?
DO NOT TOLERATE PEOPLE ACTING SUPERIOR.

I AM NOT CHURCH. PAIN acknowledges all gods and none.

"I think they are seriously afraid of my talent." WARREN da APE

the great I inside us all
will emerge
become one creature
fighting through a universe
OF SAVAGE GRACE

=====================


The GANGSTA GENERAL X is right outside of your window looking at you thru his scope. He will rain hellfire in your quiet neighborhoods... we'll laugh. You drew first blood... it would be justice. You better ask for his forgiveness while he still will allow it.

===
WE LOSE NOW
WAR OVER
WITHOUT
COPS SOLDIERS
I AM A COP.
I AM A SOLDIER.

R U
====
Mother,
things just got weird.
---

ridgway's were the first kings of england, crusaders and monks and priests since the dawn of recorded time... the blood of Arthur. Sounds like braggy crap, but this is the crest of the peacock going up like a flag. Earned a soap box not by the name ridgway -- the most famous one is a serial killer... earned mine through twelve years of school in mil. intelli., writ . . taxi for fifteen years and learning to love me and you and forgive us all -- PERIOD.


I AM PAX ROMANO.


merlin cut himself in specks
and fed himself to u

he is now inside you
seize his magic
hold on for DEAR LIFE
PRAY TO THE MAD MAGICIANS' VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
MAKE IT MIGHTY AND STRONG

a blood soaked arthur
is rising

there are many ways
to die

and

only ONE

TO LIVE

forgive


****





THIS PLAN: extensive and wild and wide... infamous BUDS are along for this ride.

Rip the word out of the hands of the elite and humbly give THE HOLE-I-NESS back to the weakest, sickest, smallest child in the village...they alone can lead us out of this forest of lies. Let them all have laptops!


SOME
CHEERLEADER
will be FORCED to lead

Why not an over-educated athiest with the genes of generals and crusaders and monks... a battling mother and a kindly father vet... a TRIUMPHANT street fighter with the night's brand of wild . . . who is earning the loyalty of their soldiers... who snuck into their arsenal and stocked up on nukes?

I'm a salesman smiling all friendly
order taker and hand shaker
a rep from creation.


Are you hungry enough to eat me? Please steal my stuff.

I am 20 some years of serious writing, university with the best in the world... tv, magazines, newspapers, little films, paintings, hundreds of short stories, LOT OF NOVELLAs, novels... and I AM JUST GETTTING STARTED.

STEAL MY WORK. The words have some need of their own and I can no more claim them than take credit for the shape of my left gonad. And yes warren da ape, I know I did once try to take credit for the shape of said gonad and that you have a video but that ain't worth 80 bucks to me.

We are a history of this transition,
THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, a memoir of a novelist getting a call to make radio shows and movies and stuff.... then getting HUMBLED by an awesome sucker punch from a creature of Savage Grace; true story in the tradition of hunter s thompson, mark twain,thomas PAIN and that guy who used to always protect his nerdy friends.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. put your uniform back on, Man, and March -- this time the end will be peace, not Dresdan.

general Matthew Ridgway GREAT Man ANd Spirit Warrior -- WE CLAIM YOUR SOUL FOR OUR TRIBE!

write it on the walls:

OBAMA FORGIVE OSAMA
LET ALL THE WARRIORS GO HOME.

PEACE is breaking out all over hell.

Want to see the coolest puppet master this side of god????????????????


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_the_Bunny
"Scatchamagowza! It's My OFFICIAL MySpace Page!!"
Greg the Bunny - Best of the Film Parodies
my favorite show ever.

Hunter S. Thompson said:

"Weed is like cigarettes. You smoke it all day, every day."

Not that I am ever going to cop to that.

NO SHIT. I am filling my rolodex with people who will help us all.

There IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS room for YOU YOU YOU in this tribe...


THANK YOU FOR OVER 700,000... i AM humbled.

This is the major supossitory for the writings of John Scott Ridgway, a published and produced writer of short stories and TV sketch comedy,and novels. Toot.... toot, toot, toot... dog, don't you hate the sound of horns

nepotism is necrophylia...

todd stroger, you watching where you put that dick?

You can reprint anything of mine, steal it, whatever...

I AM a slap stick serial killer; Gilford Tuttle, a con-man-preacher-gay-meth addicted-pigmilk pusher; Skeeter- meth-mouth of Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium; scribe o the adventures of Our God Ralph.


Please picture yourself walking through a brisk winter morning in 1775 Boston, going to a friendly pub for an eye opener and a bit of breakfest.. you pay heavy taxes and don't even get a decent wooden sidewalk over the muddy streets. You've been feeling sick of the world for sometime, but what could one person do??? If you spoke up they would throw you in a crazy hospital or jail or worse.... but on this fine morning you see on the walls and poles and doorways, someone has snuck in during the night and put up broadsides calling for . . . a revolution. You read the chilling might of the words and they stir you like a lover. You go home and get your gun and head out into the fields... inspired to a free you have dreamt of... lusting to war off the oppressors and KNOW . . .AT LAST... THAT your children live IN A FREE LAND.

THOSE WISHING TO SURVIVE
BETTER LAY
DOWN THEIR GUNS
AND FORGIVE

so we can afford to forgive you




The animals and children have only YOU to be NOAH.

THE ORDER HAS COME DOWN!!!

Time GONZO UP the WORLD IN YOU!!

I write for PEACE AND HER PIPE DREAMS

TU AND THU
7pm on the net
fearless radio



Currently listening :
Jones Sings Haggard, Haggard Sings Jones: Kickin' Out the Footlights... Again
By George Jones
Release date: By 24 October, 2006


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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

iraq wedding picture
Current mood: accomplished
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers




WE RETURN FROM OUR WORLD WIDE WARS...
ENRAGED WARRIORS
STAND OUTSIDE OF ROME
AND BANG OUR DRUMS AND SCREAM OUR GUITARS
UNTIL WE ARE GIVEN
LAND AND RESPECT...
THE GOLD OF THE CHURCHES

JESUS TOLD ME
HE WANTS YOU TO MELT THOSE FUCKING
CRUCIFIXES AND FEED THE POOR!!@!
WHAT THE HELL EVER MADE YOU THINK
HE WANTS TO SEE THE PLACE
OF HIS PAIN
hanging in his house


this time ....
our wounded WILL BE RESPECTED!!!!!!!!!
THEIR FAMALIES TAKEN CARE OF...
THEIR CHILDREN NURTURED.

OUR DEAD MUST BE HONORED EVERY DAY OF OUR LIVES.


WE WILL NOT REMOVE OUR WAR PAINT
UNTIL YOU fucking politicians MEET OUR TERMS...

WE ATTACK IF WE HAVE TO...
we DON'T MIND dying with our boots on....
we will crawl out of the hospitals if we have too....
dying taking you down
beats the hell out of so many lives you crippled here.

WE'D PREFER TO PARTY AND GET LAID

WOUDlN'T YOU



now you know how to let us let you






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merlin cut himself into specks and fed himself to you
Category: Religion and Philosophy



a blood splattered arthur
is rising on merlin's spirit

find the wizard
he is within you
seize his magic
hold on for DEAR LIFE

PRAY TO HIS VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
MAKE IT MIGHTY AND STRONG

ENOUGH...

FOR A TOTAL WAR FOR TOTAL PEACE


where there are many ways

to die
and

only ONE
TO LIVE

forgive






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Monday, March 12, 2007

this wheel might need some blood to roll
Category: News and Politics




I pray to the savage stirrings

i will not have to shed blood with my hand

or my pen


though

I swear

on the sacred books of my fathers
I will not remain bloodless
in the face of defeat....

NEVER AGAIN.


Currently reading :
Van Gogh Self Portraits With Accompanying Letters From Vincent to Brother Theo
By Pascal Bonafoux
Release date: By 01 January, 1989


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present call to arms at the ELVES ATTIC... come fight...
Category: News and Politics



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Release date: By 21 November, 2006 ..
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