Five twenty am in the morning and I prepare for another 16 hour day. Anybody want to tell me about how weed makes me lazy, I got a baseball bat here to shove up .... well, someplace you won't like, if possible. WE NOW HAVE OFFICERS ready to strike on order and GROWING CADRES IN AT LEAST THE FOLLOWING CITIES: Seattle, Hong Kong, GOT A LOT OF FOLK IN LA, Alberta CA, all the heck over CHina where they are way ahead of us in the whole EACH ACCO...

PUFFINS REFUSE TO SHOW THEIR FACES TO THE PASSING CROWDS!! THE QUEEN IS NOT AMUSED.!!! For days now, zookeepers at the Lincoln park zoo have been having trouble with the rather notorious puffins in the main birdhouse. There have been rumbles with other birds in the past, photographs of the bouyant waterfowl flashing gang signs, and whispers that only their well-documented excessive use of drugs keeps them constantly smiling all day -- yet, in spite of all their personal problems, and what...