Hi. I'm dead. My name, where I lived, who I loved and hated is not important to me. Shouldn't be to you. There is an infinity of surprises involved in dying. I was surprised about going to hell . . . I didn't believe in any of this shit when I had flesh. Then I was surprised all the more when I found out we prefer Satan's domain by such a huge, bloody serious degree. Why is the life god sentenced us to so painful? Because the god wanted it to be horror filled... in a cosmos ...

... DESPONDENT HUMANS LEFT BEHIND. In the latest blow to man's image of himself as the center of the universe, a god came down to earth yesterday and caused rapture to erupt, and humans, much to their whiny dismay, were left behind to be ruled by the usal half sensed shadow world of chaos loving, brutal demons. As the deity scooped up the penguins in his hands, thousands of screaming human voices were raised to protest the supreme deity's decision. All known languages were hur...