the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
Gilford Tuttle's Articles In History
March 16, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the elves attic BEWARE! BE VERY AWARE! BLOOD IS BEING SPILLED IN YOUR NAME! this WORLD is at WAR! WE MUST NOT FORGET!!! NOT FOR 1 GORGEOUS SECOND!! I AM IN CHRONIC PAIN, starving, BACKED INTO A CORNER and READY TO go out doing as much DAMAGE as the SAVAGE LORD allows!! FORCE THE POLITICIANS TO FORGIVE THE WARRIORS THEY GO HOME NOW Semper Fidelis!! . i WAS FUNNY . . . too much blood in my eyes NOW. "I cannot believe John Scott Ridgway is not...
March 14, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
he is NOW INSIDE you seize his magic hold on for DEAR LIFE PRAY TO THE MAD MAGICIANS' VOICE IN YOUR HEAD MAKE IT MIGHTY AND STRONG enough FOR A TOTAL WAR FOR TOTAL PEACE a blood soaked arthur is rising there are many ways to die in this crusade of pain & only ONE TO LIVE forgive THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY BROTHER MIKE, the toughest kid in his class in school... he probably could have kicked my ass, if we had ever fought. He rea...
March 12, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A PILLAR IN THIS HOUSE. LAST NIGHT ON THEIR NEW EPISODE THEY SHOWED HOW a HORNY PARTIER LIKE YOU CAN CHANGE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND THE EPISODE AND WATCH THE NEW BIBLE ROLLING OUT BEFORE YOUR EYES... LET YOUR PAIN BREAK INTO A MILLION PEICES OF YOURSELF... FLITTING OFF ON THE WIND LAUGHING GOD WANTS YOU TO LAUGH NOT CRY Last night we saw clinton poke some man hole, like in the poem I published on Andy Dick's site... They also flashed...
March 6, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the death threats start Yea, just try... this soldier boy ain't so easy to kill. Jason Pettus had to quit taking comments because of all the death threats. And he is not political..... he writes gen x romance/slice of life (x-rated, often... if his writing does not turn you on, you are altogether dead to the entire realm of the fuck) and high tech articles, and anything else he wants. JASON listens to no one, because no one is qualified to think PETTUS right now. T...
March 3, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
THIS TIME AROUND you left us STARVING too long we learned to play our hunger like a dark symphony HEAR THE THUNDER OF OUR DRUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 27, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
in the morning as you walk down to the pub for an eye opener and a bit of breakfest... You pay heavy taxes and don't even get a decent wooden sidewalk over the muddy streets... You've been sick of the world for sometime, but what could one person do? Well, that fine morning, you see on the walls and poles and everywhere... someone has snuck in during the night and put up broadsides signed by (THOMAS) PAIN(E). You read the words and they stir you like a lover... you go home and get your gu...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
you would think this would be a good thing.... I certainly did, and still do... but, well... you'll see... M. had to go to Indiana for a week to spend time with mother. Now, normally she keeps all the cash from me, because . . . truth be told, she keeps the cash away from exactly because of episodes like this. Regardless . . . this time, she left me the rent. 810 dollars cash in the hand. Green and hot. Now, M., she will just spend money witho...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
getting spewed with a brain that tests out smarter than 99% of your generation leaves you alone with your thoughts most of the time isolated jeremiah johnson's* our dead famalies sacrificed on the altar of our little gods up high on the mountain where we can carve out a way of doing things that fits our ethics up where the air is thin our minds can die strange deaths alone in cabins sending out bombs your words half prayer a brother will notice and...
February 24, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the jackals shake Hunter S Thompson's Bones in a cup and toss them on a bear skin rug let them spin the future out randomly the verdict: go ahead and leave the masks on the monsters send them out into the future to kill again and again maybe next time they'll feed on your kid when someone like hunter s Thompson blows his brains into his orange juice in another literary death promoting suicide he dies in the grand old tradition of secretly prissy old men lot's of white guy...
February 24, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
MUCH AS WE LOVE kevin, who works for joe moore, -- I SAY vote GORDON (after you look into it yourself since I am by no means always right). I think we should vote GORDON here in Roger's Park for the alderman, which is the citizen's first line of defense in the political system here. Look into gordon and moore yourself, please... but there is a fishy 500,000 campaign contribution to Moore's campaign, a contribution from the realtor's who would drive the poor from this neighborhood a...
February 24, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
You people really need to settle down.... and try to get a peace. Obviously, since the comments from all over the world everywhere else are in praise, you guys really should exaimine yourself.... I am trying to let my students do some editing, and they are.,.... and since i just got a radio/movie/animation/boook deal, I can pay them regular editing rates. A lot of people, in china, egypt, la, ohio, seattle, hong kong, Russia, etc, etc..etc... (not to mention kudos from david byrne and jo...
February 23, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
BIN LADEN'S FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME ARE YOU READY FOR HIS WRATH??? FOR HIS SPIRIT TO DRIVE THE YOUNG ALL OVER THE WORLD INTO BEING SENSLESS BOMBS? SOMEBODY GONNA DECIDE THE POOR SOLDIERS FATE WILL THEY MURDER OR FIND THE GRACE TO LET HIM GO HOME TO LET HIM TEACH US WHAT HIS LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE AS A CRUSADER FOR THE RIGHTOUS
February 23, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Hunter awakens bleeding from his wounds the warm blood on his chest reminds him he is NOW the hunter and the hunted warily checks on his weapons and his family and friends somebody is gonna die tonight best he can hope for he doesn't know their name doesn't care so much if it is him he won't notice that he just doesn't want to know/feel another name for the dead
February 23, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the eagle turned on saddam and attacked Saddam was one of our warriors way back we crowned him a prince he fucked up and we fucked up hell everybody was fucking up it was war & shit never goes the way anyone really wants son went all mad dog in the end when we decided to use the kurds to take him down HE HITLERED UP for security purposes went to war saddam's head was so dangerous the executioner ripped it right off the crowds screamed and cried tried to d...
February 23, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
i was afraid and thought i was alone we were there all the time waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting for the order to come down we are stronger with each awakening the i will emerge as a creature of us all this bible. we are coming with food and shelter and spells of great power we will lay them at your feet.