andy dick.. you are the hardest and the softest dick of all. WE WILL MENTION YOU ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, BUT SOON WE WILL UNVEIL COLLAGES OF YOUR VOICE AND STUFF... WE LOVE DICK... I MEAN IT, ANYTHING I CAN EVER DO FOR YOU GUYS, ASK.... AND IT WILL BE DONE.

then actually did miss the show, i THINK, because I was was listening to something on the channel, but not them... have to get that straightened out today. Of course this does make the anecdote about a thousand times more powerful -- and boof I am, who gets most of his exercise jumping from conclusion to conclusion, can then use the pain of my wretched exist in a way that makes me and others laugh. They laugh at my chronic pain, rather than cringe... I like it much better. It is like how I...

MOSTLY I HAVE BEEN ORGANIZING WRITERS, ACTORS, TOY MAKERS, ETC... in my CRUSADE OF PAIN, which I am waging atTHE ELVES ATTIC (google) got live shows, radio shows, movie offer (came last night for a lead or in some movie, or in some future production -- I shot back an email saying --when you need me, call and chances are I am avaoilable and they can just then send me a plane ticket to detroit... which is where they are based, and is close enough to my family to be a homecoming. I ...

you were poor we have to forgive them a lot and the vets they are worth my forgiveness for anything they are not responsible for this mess

no one does yet.... or so i think

we like servers, but only when they can handle all of warren's blllleeeppping... and that takes a really, really BIG ONE OF COURSe... he doesn't talk about those years lost with that elephant tribes... hey, warren likes to say, it was the 1760's... 9HEY, I GET TO USE MY HISTORY MAJOR) ready for me to bust the server????? it only takes 14 thousand hits.... let's make it a million.... a lot of people are helping, and a lot of people will be helped by this... don't miss one of those swe...

WE'RE IN A WRITER'S MEETING...Come on in.... we'll have the webcam up and you guys can all be in the room... the whole tribe... the whole world??? PIPEDREAM ALERT... For now, my radio act needs to be.,.. as much as possible... for me... not PIPEDREAM OR ANYONE ELSE... approved by mentors/business people/parents that need to be on board. The live shows will still be.... even better than the best ones at Big Star... a lot of this stuff is much funnier in the scripts. I will be p...

Only one of the greatest comedians of our time is coming....to your computer... and inside our window on Ontario (he may be virtual, no details yet). AND THAT AIN'T JUST WHISTLING DIXIE IN SOME DARK, GAPING ASSHOLE IN HOLLYWOOD (which is just a little corner of my apartment, at this point... and in some wonderful... HEADS...and wonderful production facilities and .... and the guests we are getting... and the people I am talking to (someone I hero worship... study, and gave me the LAUGHINGEST...

Only one of the greatest comedians of our time.... these guests we are getting... and the people I am talking to (someONE ASKE ME ... FOR MY PEEPS... to their 'peeps.' at JUNKTAPES..William Street... , ETC....where ADULT SWIM makes most of their stufff.... LIKE THAT INCREDIBLE SHOW.... ROBOT CHICKEN ---- NOW, you have to help me make sure that SETH GREEN makes it on PEACE, PIPDREAM .... watch for him... he might very well be the next internet-radio SEXY, SEX BOY image... he actually says he...

We're going to do... oh, just... ALL OF THE FILMS I CAN WRITE!!!! AND SIX HOURS OF COOL RADIO A WEEK WITH ME AS ONE OF THREE!!! With the backing of a huge internet company based here in Chicago who I will tell you about when I have all the facts in order. I will be using my stage name, Johnny Paind... and others. I don't want to sound like I am bragging, but I have to tell people sometime... and I just found this out a few hours ago from my good bud Peace (good buds are the best bud...

This conflict will obviously be leading to the next world war... and it is time for all to decide who they are going to be pointing their guns at. Peace talks have broken down... war protestor's are out in fruitless force. I hear the trump's are setting up camps for over-weight, or otherwise unsightly women -- they are taken by train to huge Beauty Pagents held in stadiums, where a group of celebrity and fashion judges decide if they are Trump material, or not. Trump is still a...

SCAMOTOMOLOGY: The name people will use to refer to this cult when their temples are all gone and no one is brain washed into believing their tripe anymore. Or... not. So, there, Steven Colbert. Actually, I of course love Steven Colbert, who went to school a few miles from where I sit. Everyone's life is enriched when someone this politically astute, talented, funny, cool, cutting edge and my age actually gets really big? IT IS TOO RARE!!! Almost like early Letterman, back when he was m...