I am here with news of great importance to all who would follow the blonde buff one with mountainous balls, Jock Jesus. The TUTTLE FAMILY CHURCH OF THE ONLY TICKET TO SALVATION has decided to increase the Tuttle Church Electric Bill fund by selling certain items. A few of these items appear just like the normal ones you would buy at the drug store, but believe me, besides the elevated price, there are many other varied and significant differences. Before I go into the actual list ...