the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
Gilford Tuttle's Articles In Religion
March 6, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
YOU KNOW IT IS TIME.... WE NEED TO ALL GATHER INTO ONE BOOK.... LIVE BY ONE CODE OF UNIVERSAL PEACE. This will only work if we all get involved culling the knowledge everywhere, the words inspiring us... we will know our prophets by how much they inspire us to the tiny path to the minute gate!!! ths is the new... bible... yes, bible... Along with south park, greg the bunny, rumble fish, white noise and karl marx... we need to cull and gather and discuss every line as we pray through...
February 27, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
I can understand why you might want to think that, but I need no name man can prounounce.. I thought this might happen, but it is such a big thought -- that my work could spawn a cult, that I thouht it mere ego to think it. Now, I could make these people support me like that. I won't. I say, it is okay for a writer to pray to thier readers, the problems start if they pray back... Pray to your better self, to the wisest voice you can find in your head, give it the strength to win thi...
February 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
liars make the world go round & liars tear the whole thing down liars make their lovers criers screamers of the universal vindictive -- LIAR Liars spin luscious mental worlds ask us to come on in and play from the cult leaders to kindergarden teachers to the best seller's in that top ten list all telling whoppers from the almighty to the minute liars by nature hypocrites all blinded by protective walls we sit nervously waiting for that old axe to fall or some lie of a ...
February 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the crusade of pain limps on... Category: Religion and Philosophy An MRI can document which part of the brain goes off when we think about god -- basically the ones that release a pleasing chemical brain bath; a little more evidence for that whole 'opiate of the people' arguement. I am sure that some people will take the mild buzz effected by having/thinking about religous experiences as a reason to find a religion, and others will think god hardwired us to worship him... I d...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Along with south park, greg the bunny, rumble fish, white noise and karl marx... we need to cull and gather and discuss every line as we pray through these keys to the creature of savage grace... wake up to the agenda of the very words themselves -- they want us to train and school and practice until we can gonzo up some sacred words... ask barton fink, johnny got his gun, cold mountin -- they will tell you they are part of a never-ending, huge, awesome, endless discussion leading to the sacr...
November 8, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
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November 8, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
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November 8, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
After curing the inbreeding and goat fucking tendencie of the Elvi-Peeps, Ralph and his not really all that faithful followers drove the RV through miles and miles of beet fields. The beets were getting on everyone's nerves, as beets tend to do. . . especially evil beets, as these surely were. Ralph finally changed them all to bushes growing little lamb heads but no sooner did they kind of laugh at his miracle then there was a loud crack of lightening, the sky turned black, and the beets...
November 8, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
liars make the world go round & liars tear the whole thing down liars make their lovers criers screamers of the universal vindictive -- LIAR Liars spin luscious mental worlds ask us to come on in and play from the cult leaders to kindergarden teachers to the best seller's in that top ten list all telling whoppers from the almighty to the minute liars by nature hypocrites all blinded by protective walls we sit nervously waiting for that old axe to fall or some...
October 19, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
SIN ALERT!!! From Gilford Tuttle, White male Christian warrior. Like I tell my children and wife every day at breakfest: If a woman has premaritial sex, or has sex with her husband that uses any method of sexual contact that includes 1) leaving the light on 2) extraneous touching 3) open mouth kissing 4) Any other heathen practices outside of the actual act of insertion and short, brisk thrusting .... will get you sent straight to hell. I cannot emphasize this too m...
October 19, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
Praise the mountanious balls of the rightous, short haired, aryan Jesus. I am using my new voice operated program to get these words on the screen simply by talking into a microphone!! Oh, Praise The Buff One!!! He is so in shape!!! Can you just imagine the health club there? I have had visions of working out with a chiseled and cut Jesus and a bunch of Angels. This one always ends with us having to rub oil on each other. I really feel the hand of god at such times just pumping me u...
August 17, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
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August 17, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
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August 17, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
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August 17, 2006 by Gilford Tuttle
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