I think my position on Hamster Hair should be clear by now. This fashion statement slows them down and I will not have that!! Not in my army. The problem is that afterwards they look kind of scrawny and pathetic. A bitchin' tan really helps. They say that if you look better, you feel better, so it probably applies to Hamsters, too. So, of course, I have added tanning to their training schedules. Today I lectured the new troops for two hours on how to do maximum damage with a toothpick...

Cockroaches Live in a Democracy Jennifer Viegas - Discovery News cockroaches prove smarter than republicans!! Cockroaches make decisions as a group, new research shows. (iStockphoto) Cockroaches govern themselves in a very simple democracy where each insect has equal standing and group consultations precede decisions that affect the entire group, indicates a new study. Why are the roaches happy little achievers? They work together for the good of all. If t...

Penguins all over the world are spinning in circles so fast that they appear like black and white blurs as they scream again and again, "Oh, the shits with you!' Visitors to zoos across the world responded differently to the odd behavior on the part of the notoriously unruly aquatic waterfowl. At New York zoo, the cursing penguins were pelted with empty cans of coke and admonished to "put up some amusing antics, or get the hell out." Surprisingly enough, the normally unarmed pengu...

there will never be enough tears over how long this took everyone with a heart left is sorry we believed the universe left us no choice give the warrior scholars an old age to determine why we were so wrong in their war ravaged minds is a lust for peace and a map to the stars let them heal and teach this time let the armies do what THE GENERALS have wanted to do all along CREATE PEACE

no more dropping my name Current mood: artistic Category: Religion and Philosophy NO MORE DROPPING MY NAME be humble be anonymous finally i can quit talking about myself again YOUR TURN in 4 months m says that whenever i mention the show or the king thing that she becomes so embarrassed that she wishes the earth would open up and swallow her sorry.... i hope you know this is a resume, not bragging... I do not know how to discuss this without coming off ...

Got this from my dear neighbor Gordon Today, whose high votes in the aldermanic race here in town broke the strangle hold Daly's lackies have had on ROGER'S PARK... FORCING A RUN OFF ELECTION!!!! Letting this dude like you and me run with the flacid big boys who you would all be proud to have as a neighbor -- His family saved my dear siberian husky, ruby dog, one dark night when she escaped from me. This breed is wild, more than half wolf, and they have no natural enemies wher...

hear I got some powerful people wondering YOU ARE SO BLIND I AM INVISIBLE I AM WITCH DOCTOR WITH MAGICYOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE ANYMORE I fight for savage grace alone NOW all over the planet I hear of prayers that you will to finally there is a place for us now forgive everyone so they can lay down their guns and forgive you

war whores What could I ever say about Iraq and Afganistan that has not been said better elsewhere by people who know more? After the zillions of blogs going this way and that as the slow trickle of knowledge about the real war came out and replaced the one Rumsfeld and Bush made up for the press, I am wary myself of reading anything more on the topic, let alone writing about it, but it is on my mind a lot, and I can do my best, one of the things blogs are truly about -- record being an e...