the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
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February 19, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
thank you. Give yourself a hand, when it is safe, rubbing on your sweet spots. the wise general told his astounded officers we keep no secrets not from the weakest of our enemies in the end we will need them to lead us back to the truth out of this forest of lies I am humbled by your sharing OUR INTERESTING TIMES with the salesman john the BOO fist here at THE ELVES ATTIC AND the church of the bleeding ...
February 18, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the eagle turned on saddam and attacked yea, he worked for the eagle once Saddam was one of our warriors way back we crowned him a prince son went all mad dog in the end when we decided to use the kurds to take him down HE HITLERED UP for security purposes went to war saddam's head was so dangerous the executioner ripped it right off the crowds screamed and cried tried to drive his mighty spirit away from the gallows' rightly so trembling in fear a...
February 17, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
military intelligence the soldiers were told to march silently through the carnage concentrate on the fighting heroes kept their stride right over the edge of the earth falling soundlessly down into meat morphined out and pretty sure they were going to live after this bullett, too... there is still time pull some of them back from their veteren hospital slums give them parades again let them travel gather their songs before they go silently into that good nigh...
February 16, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
another hitler in those dark shades that bleed away all the color and reduce vision to black and white I post-modern man all wary staying away from drawing lines in the sand or declaring anything permanent for any length of time oblivous stoic going thru my mundane day until a round house from behind to my temple a staggering sucker punch from a horrifying creature of terrible grace knocks me right out of my life i sensed i would have died had it wanted my Pain...
February 16, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
ADJUSTING THE SCOPE on valentine's day I get up around five thirty am to kiss M off and lock her out the back door Stumble into the kitchen BUNDLED IN RED she heads out and lets in a jarring blast of arctic air tingling splashes over my naked skin start a pot of good greek coffee come into the desk to fire up the demon* sit back down at my soiled and stained once cool red leather captain's chair let my fingers play a little prayer for absolution give a th...
February 15, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
OSAMA BIN LADEN laughing at A PSYCHEDELIC PEACE BEAR in his LAP TOP as he HITs A HOOKA on A WEBCAM and blows some sweet smoke into MY PARTY!!!!! WE NEED ALL EVOLVING beasts IN THIS ONE SILLY ASS TRIBE STAY IN YOURS JOIN OURS WHATEVER CHILL ARTISTS AND WARRIORS YOU HAVE DESTROYED NOW YOU MUST CRREATE AND HELP THE CHILDREN HEROes CIRCLE THE FORESTS WITH BAYONETS DRAWN LET...
February 15, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
jump start After being told I was getting up and crawling from a warm bed around five thirty am to kiss M off and lock her out the back door and experiencing a jarring blast of arctic air against my naked skin, I started the greek coffee and came into the desk to fire up the demon (the name of my computer's shell... which I put a picture of in here and dreaming n blue oh so cleverly called it a pin up for geeks, giving me a laugh at least); sat back down at my soiled and ...
February 13, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
weird. But true. I have been in the hospital for over a week. I guess I posted a lot of crap before completly falling down. Sorry. I was trying .. you can read the full story at my other blog, or in here over the course of the next few days. I am careful here not to flood usually, and if I did, I do not remember it.... sorry. Sorry for everything. They are not sure what happened to me, but I think it had to do with tramadol, the pill i take, among others, for the spinal cancer thing t...
January 29, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
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January 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
you were poor we have to forgive them a lot and the vets they are worth my forgiveness for anything they are not responsible for this mess
January 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
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January 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
no one does yet.... or so i think
January 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
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January 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
we like servers, but only when they can handle all of warren's blllleeeppping... and that takes a really, really BIG ONE OF COURSe... he doesn't talk about those years lost with that elephant tribes... hey, warren likes to say, it was the 1760's... 9HEY, I GET TO USE MY HISTORY MAJOR) ready for me to bust the server????? it only takes 14 thousand hits.... let's make it a million.... a lot of people are helping, and a lot of people will be helped by this... don't miss one of those swe...
January 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
WE'RE IN A WRITER'S MEETING...Come on in.... we'll have the webcam up and you guys can all be in the room... the whole tribe... the whole world??? PIPEDREAM ALERT... For now, my radio act needs to be.,.. as much as possible... for me... not PIPEDREAM OR ANYONE ELSE... approved by mentors/business people/parents that need to be on board. The live shows will still be.... even better than the best ones at Big Star... a lot of this stuff is much funnier in the scripts. I will be p...