the writing of john scott ridgway and his mental demons -- gilford tuttle, white male christian, and johnny pain -- punk serial killer with a penchant for vegetible molestation.
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February 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Cockroaches Live in a Democracy Jennifer Viegas - Discovery News cockroaches prove smarter than republicans!! Cockroaches make decisions as a group, new research shows. (iStockphoto) Cockroaches govern themselves in a very simple democracy where each insect has equal standing and group consultations precede decisions that affect the entire group, indicates a new study. Why are the roaches happy little achievers? They work together for the good of all. If t...
February 26, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the crusade of pain limps on... Category: Religion and Philosophy An MRI can document which part of the brain goes off when we think about god -- basically the ones that release a pleasing chemical brain bath; a little more evidence for that whole 'opiate of the people' arguement. I am sure that some people will take the mild buzz effected by having/thinking about religous experiences as a reason to find a religion, and others will think god hardwired us to worship him... I d...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Along with south park, greg the bunny, rumble fish, white noise and karl marx... we need to cull and gather and discuss every line as we pray through these keys to the creature of savage grace... wake up to the agenda of the very words themselves -- they want us to train and school and practice until we can gonzo up some sacred words... ask barton fink, johnny got his gun, cold mountin -- they will tell you they are part of a never-ending, huge, awesome, endless discussion leading to the sacr...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
can't be another hitler in those dark shades that bleed away all the color reduce these visions to black and white I post-modern man all wary staying away from drawing lines in the sand or declaring anything permanent for any length of time refusing to be a judge in a court of impossible standards I oblivous stoic going thru my mundane day MONKED AWAY from the masses telling no one what I do learning to listen fishing for words unknowingly illumating pages o...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Yea, the cops got to his penis. Turned it on him. You slap someone around like Pee Wee did his penis, you got to expect the damn thing to turn on you. Yea, that penis was telling the cops where Pee Wee was, and what and who he was doing, in what orifice and with what thrust frequency 24 hours a day. This is not just an idle conspiracy theory dreamt up by some stoned writer in Chicago... . It's more than that. I mean, who wanted to bring PEE WEE down? He was a gay hollywood play...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Penguins all over the world are spinning in circles so fast that they appear like black and white blurs as they scream again and again, "Oh, the shits with you!' Visitors to zoos across the world responded differently to the odd behavior on the part of the notoriously unruly aquatic waterfowl. At New York zoo, the cursing penguins were pelted with empty cans of coke and admonished to "put up some amusing antics, or get the hell out." Surprisingly enough, the normally unarmed pengu...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
you would think this would be a good thing.... I certainly did, and still do... but, well... you'll see... M. had to go to Indiana for a week to spend time with mother. Now, normally she keeps all the cash from me, because . . . truth be told, she keeps the cash away from exactly because of episodes like this. Regardless . . . this time, she left me the rent. 810 dollars cash in the hand. Green and hot. Now, M., she will just spend money witho...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
getting spewed with a brain that tests out smarter than 99% of your generation leaves you alone with your thoughts most of the time isolated jeremiah johnson's* our dead famalies sacrificed on the altar of our little gods up high on the mountain where we can carve out a way of doing things that fits our ethics up where the air is thin our minds can die strange deaths alone in cabins sending out bombs your words half prayer a brother will notice and...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Your little trick of leaving mean comments when I cannot respond, due to some trickery on the part of joeuser, is cheating... of course, you people have to take any win you can get against a general like me. This is why some of the people with my back ground have hated the common man. I forgive you all.... and I am glad I can't leave comments here anymore; stops me from having to even read these comments. In fact, if you are leaving them for my sake, know I have simply stopped reading you...
February 25, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
Like they say about Greg the Bunny -- "WATCH HIS SHOW... HE'D WATCH YOURS." same applies to the advertiesers on a shows sites. They make money, the site makes money . THis is like shopping locally without leaving your home. Please think about buying from one of these advertisers. Or at least checking them out. AND THAT DAN MILANO, voice of Warren The Ape and the WHiny Wabbit, he is a man of his word, your word, our word.... i AM NOW advertising on my sit...
February 24, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
the jackals shake Hunter S Thompson's Bones in a cup and toss them on a bear skin rug let them spin the future out randomly the verdict: go ahead and leave the masks on the monsters send them out into the future to kill again and again maybe next time they'll feed on your kid when someone like hunter s Thompson blows his brains into his orange juice in another literary death promoting suicide he dies in the grand old tradition of secretly prissy old men lot's of white guy...
February 24, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
bin LADens' FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME bin LADen's FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME ARE YOU READY FOR HIS WRATH??? FOR HIS SPIRIT TO inspire THE YOUNG ALL OVER THE WORLD INTO BEING rightous, SENSeLESS bombs? somebodies GONNA DECIDE THE poor soldier's FATE HE WORKED FOR YOU ONCE before we didn't need him for a few years we were sure he would lose our religious brainwashing the fervor of war we stirred up in him to fight the soviets and settle back into his famil...
February 24, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
MUCH AS WE LOVE kevin, who works for joe moore, -- I SAY vote GORDON (after you look into it yourself since I am by no means always right). I think we should vote GORDON here in Roger's Park for the alderman, which is the citizen's first line of defense in the political system here. Look into gordon and moore yourself, please... but there is a fishy 500,000 campaign contribution to Moore's campaign, a contribution from the realtor's who would drive the poor from this neighborhood a...
February 24, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
You people really need to settle down.... and try to get a peace. Obviously, since the comments from all over the world everywhere else are in praise, you guys really should exaimine yourself.... I am trying to let my students do some editing, and they are.,.... and since i just got a radio/movie/animation/boook deal, I can pay them regular editing rates. A lot of people, in china, egypt, la, ohio, seattle, hong kong, Russia, etc, etc..etc... (not to mention kudos from david byrne and jo...
February 23, 2007 by Gilford Tuttle
BIN LADEN'S FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME ARE YOU READY FOR HIS WRATH??? FOR HIS SPIRIT TO DRIVE THE YOUNG ALL OVER THE WORLD INTO BEING SENSLESS BOMBS? SOMEBODY GONNA DECIDE THE POOR SOLDIERS FATE WILL THEY MURDER OR FIND THE GRACE TO LET HIM GO HOME TO LET HIM TEACH US WHAT HIS LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE AS A CRUSADER FOR THE RIGHTOUS